Right, i have decided MR GOVERNMENT.!
That to encourage breast feeding in new mothers, you should set up a scheme!
FREE BREAST:
REDUCTIONS
LIFTS
AUGMENTATIONS (no idea what this is but i think if we want one we should be getting one yes?)
ENLARGMENTS
for breastfeeding for 6 months, because not only does pregnancy destroy our once pert breasts, breastfeeding just completely and utterly KILLS THEM. and its just really not fair.
PUT YOUR MONEY WHERE YOU MOUTH IS
you want to make us feel bad for not breast feeding * which i by the way did, so i should be top priority for this!* we will if you give us BRAND SPANKING NEW, boobies.
Also my son is so adorable hes in bed and hes teething, grown men cant take it the way my handsome little man can.
IN YOUR FACE.
Toodlepip x
2 comments:
Hi Amie! Good to meet you on Friday, sorry I was in a rush. After talkin' to your man - I had no time for nuthin'. Love the blog btw, so glad that you've taken up blogging! Pretty cool huh? See you soon.
You'll probably never look here again bu thanks:)
it was lovely to meet you, take care x
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